Sunday, January 25, 2009

Conan O'Brien, 1/22/09
Epitomizes my embarrassment at being a Texan this week:
"Everyone's excited about these new times.  In a recent interview, Larry King said that he was thrilled to see the first African American become president.  King says it's almost as exciting as the time he saw the first fish evolve into a lizard... Speaking of evolution, this week, members of the Texas public school board are debating just how evolution should be treated in science class.  For instance, should they call it 'the theory of evolution' or should they call it 'the lie that makes god cry'?

I vote for 'the school board that makes god cry'.

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